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FurN Vacation Guide

Loved by few, hated by many and feared by all

Created on 2005-02-23 18:30:35 (#6240059), last updated 2006-10-18

2,091 comments received, 701 comments posted

Bio
There are many dreams located in FurN, and if you're new to Furcadia it may be difficult to know what's hot and what's not. Well here I am, I have moved dream to dream, taking notes and writing reviews so you (the player) can know what to expect from FurNs best and worst dreams.



The opinions expressed here are my own, and do not reflect those of Dragon's Eye Productions (the makers of Furcadia). When I conduct a review, I do not tell the owners what I am doing. I go in, make my rounds, check out the staff and clients and base my review off what I see and experience. If you're not fond of your review, then tough shit. Deal with it. I have probably been on Furcadia longer than you have and have discussed dreams/dreamweaving with dozens of others. People know what they like and don't; I am here to make the navigation of dreams much easier for others and also help you, the dream maker realize what your dream may need to boost popularity.

If your dream gets a bad rating, don't just flood my comments with annoying hate spam. Instead, realize your faults and work harder at correcting them. On that note, some dreams are beyond help. I will simply send you my dreamweaver help package, a gun and one bullet to use on yourself.

Dream reviews are broken down as such,

Dream Name:
Owner(s):
Tested Download Size:
Lines of Dragon Speak:
Theme:
Homepage:
Custom Portraits/Avatars:
Local Race:
IC or OOC:

Main Review

Eye Candy: What patches are you using? Color schemes?

Layout: Can I find everything with ease or will I be constantly stuck in some dank hole unable to get out?

Staff: Polite and helpful or just a bunch of asshats looking for a yiff?

Patrons: What kind of furres will you find in this dream to socialize with?

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly: General notes on what I really liked, what I really hated and what made me want to vomit.

Score: A 5 star system; 0 being the worst, 5 meaning that I will be in there when I am not reviewing dreams. Possibly you have bribed one of us with oral pleasure.

All dreams that I review will also be contacted by my bot VIA the Furcadia Postmaster system. Feel free to comment on your review, but remember that ALL comments are screened before being posted, so if you have hate mail...go fuck yourself and make a better dream.

This site is for entertainment purposes only and is meant more as a parody and editorial. All dreams reviewed are Copyright the Dream Owner. Furcadia is Copyright Dragon's Eye Productions. The opinions expressed here are my own, and do not reflect those of Dragon's Eye Productions or LiveJournal.

Disclaimer: By whispering FurN Vacation Guide or Rubber Mage, you agree to allow the whispers to be posted in digital format or otherwise.
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